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Shower Demotivational Poster


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

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Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

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holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda k**** XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


THE INTERNET -




PLAN B -


TAGS: paranoid showers fear
Rating: 4.96/5

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MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Why does that not surprise me? teehee thanks sho!
Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:27 pm
I'd give him some less cliche hiding spot ideas, that's for 5ure
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Whoa...hold up! **** isn't a "bad" word in a parallel universe of motifake. Well I'll be d***ed!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Haha! You got censored for saying ****. Dam...me too. To be certain no one gets ya Ugs best to shower with the curtain open...teehee.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:50 am
This is so "Hitch****ian" it reminds me of The Bates Motel, Pwissy.
maoworks2 - March 17, 2013, 12:56 pm
Good One Misspriss 5 look Behind My Back L.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 11:02 pm
So...1 word in your comment and my minds gone to someplace very naughty...thanks hun!
GaryO - March 16, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quickly whipping out my violin, and playing it really weird and screechy


SHOWER SONGS - Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me




I gotta pee -




Frustration -




GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


Get out of the shower and see what's new on -




IT WAS I WHO WAS BAD -




SWINE FLU - ... not an issue in California




cold showers -




BOOOM! - Mother Nature scared the Russian Bear




CUBBY BEAR - ... found a new way to make money on the side at the Girl Scout camp.


TAGS: shower money
Rating: 2.67/5


SHOWERS -




EUPHORIA - Check your strife at the shower door.


TAGS: euphoria shower singing smoking
Rating: 2/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 8:37 pm
Too right! But, if he's trying to smoke, perhaps he has parked a little too much at the shower door.


Drugstore Shopping #1 -


TAGS: old people shower head ph**o bath
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 2, 2016, 6:18 am
Yes, UP yours


Sizzlin' -


TAGS: misspriss shower h** normal
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2015, 4:18 pm
You might wanna clear some of that steam from the shower door there Cannabal and I'll thank you for the 5 before you do.
Cannabal - June 20, 2015, 2:27 pm
Prissy makes every bathroom 5teamy.
MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:47 pm
Never figured Jesus to be a like to watch kinda guy...teehee
JesusWept - June 19, 2015, 11:40 am
Go on...lather up!


I ASKED 100 WOMEN -


TAGS: shampoo poll nutsh** shower
Rating: 4.83/5

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JesusWept - November 25, 2015, 1:51 pm
LOL x 5
concern3 - November 25, 2015, 1:34 pm
nice a 5er


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